Dan Wild offers up this "literal" translation of Pinky's Poem:

NOT OFTEN

Sometimes, but it is not often
I feel like throwing up
Sometimes, but it is not often
I feel like hitting something
Sometimes, but it is not often
I like like "me flinguer"
Sometimes, but it is not often
I feel like telephoning him
Sometimes, but it is not often
I have some regrets
Sometimes, but it is not often
I feel like loving
Sometimes, but it is not often
Everything makes me laugh
Sometimes, but it is not often
I shall die.